Flaming Blow Job recipe

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1 bottle Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
2 gal Everclear® alcohol
1 qt chocolate milk
5 cans whipped cream

Pour all ingredients into a large punchbowl. Spray all five cans of whipped cream on top of the bowl, ignite, and let burn. After the flames go out, serve in mason jars.



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WOW

posted by kdcogs @ 06:00PM, 6/24/07

What the hell??!!!!!!
This is BS

posted by TonyC @ 02:06AM, 7/02/07

If you serve anything with 135 proof in mason jars, and people actually drink a substantial portion of it, they WILL end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

I would assume some of the alcohol will burn off, but this is still ridiculous.
Ummm?

posted by drunken monkey @ 11:44PM, 7/03/07

Try this if you want! Mason jars?.... Your gonna die twice!
Clearly a sick joke

posted by darwin @ 08:58PM, 10/02/07

I can only assume the cruel creator of this supposed recipe was thinking anyone naive enough to actually try this is deserving of the fiery hazard it would certainly create.

I am going to reclassify this under pyrotechnics! :)
Horrible.

posted by DrGamez @ 03:06AM, 10/07/07

All joking aside this is very dangerous. The alcohol content of this will be enough to put people to sleep for a very, very long time. One quart of chocolate milk isn't going to do anything but curdle form the heat of the flames and all that everclear is just going to cause massive vomitting.
Nah this is Good Stuff

posted by zack @ 01:05AM, 11/15/07

I've drank more everclear straight out the bottle.... fuckin lightweights...
These people above must not be from the mid-west

posted by maverick @ 08:56PM, 12/12/07

People I am from Missouri and I have drank a Pint of Everclear by my self STRAIGHT when i was 14 and was still drinking beer on top of it. Some people just can drink and others....well not so much lol. Either way this drink isnt going to kill anyone just by consuming it, and you people need to try it before you complain about it. Its not as bad as you would think.
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Nutritional Information

(per 373 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

54854
229509
410.8 g
114.6 g
103 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
2.4 g
1433 mg
1119 mg
7178.2 g



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