Brandon's Zomtaicane recipe

I "invented" this drink when trying to decide between making Zombies, Hurricanes, or Mai Tais for my father's birthday. He said it tasted exactly like the Mai Tais at my mother's favorite tiki bar, which is odd, because there is no orange juice or curacao, and because it has passionfuit, the key ingredient of a Hurricane! He also made a face like he had just touched the third rail on the subway when he drank it topped with the Overproof (which he has been known to drink straight), so watch out! Also, this drink is good fresh, but even better when refrigerated for a couple hours. Make sure your blender is large enough, because this will make a pitcher of zomtaicanes.