TEAng! recipe

Heath Larner created this drink while on a boat in the middle of the pacific ocean. It was inspired by a visitation from a drunk mermaid talking something about the last time she was arrested in Shanghai. When taken in large doses, it allows the user to communicate effectively with indonesians using sign language and low-level telepathy. The Mayans used a similar drink in their religious ceremonies, but the technology to prepare Tang was lost with the collapse of their civilization, not to be rediscovered until the advent of NASA's space program