Top Cat recipe

The origins of this drink remain shrouded in mystery & drunkedness. It is rumoured Moses himself came down from the mountain with it, as a golden gift from the heavens. Others claim it to be the real reason the Greeks send 1000 ships to Troy. There have even been rumours that it was invented by the legendary Cathail, one night when he needed to get very very drunk, very very quickly. It can be an expensive drink at times, but is extremely tasty, as well as being incredibly potent. Proceed with caution!

Starting the night of with this can lower the count of your wallet/purse. However it can also raise merriment levels to an all time high.

The author accepts no resposability for any memory loss caused.