Funky Cold Medina recipe

This brother told me a secret,
On how to get more chicks.
Put a little Medina in your glass,
And the girls will come real quick.
It's better than any alcohol,
Or aphrodisiac.
A couple of sips of this love potion,
And she'll be on your lap.
So I gave some to my dog,
When he began to beg.
Then he licked his bowl and looked at me,
And did the Wild Thing on my leg.
He used to scratch and bite me.
Before he was much, much meaner.
But now all the poodles run to my house,
For the Funky cold Medina.

I had the bartender make me one of these last weekend, except with .5 oc soco and 5 oz peach schnapps.

GOOD AS HELL.

But i didnt wake up till 6pm the next day... thats why i found you dont play around with the FUNKY COLD MEDINA

This drink's my namesake. Had it on my 21st and now I'm gonna have it every b-day to come!