Hold one shot of bailey's in your mouth, and take one shot of lime juice. Mix rapidly in mouth by shaking head vigorously, then consume.
First stop on the road to Blottostown.
posted by Shamus McGinty @ 02:36PM, 6/01/06
This is a great drink for celebrating your 21st birthday or bachelor party. Ask for it by name.
Pray to the porcelain gods
posted by bluuughhhh @ 03:49PM, 6/12/06
You'll be kneeling on your knees with this drink!
Can we say cottage cheese!
posted by tomass @ 10:35PM, 6/22/06
This is a great shot to give to someone that has pissed you off during your nite. Enjoy.
Great for laughs
posted by orinj @ 06:03AM, 7/19/06
Okay, even if I describe this drink you'll never be prepared for what will happen to you the first time you try it. After you take the jigger of lime juice, at first you'll be like, "Hey, this isn't THAT bad." But after you agitate the mix, get ready for an explosion of a cottage cheese like texture would be created. It's weird, but that's the whole point of the drink. It's great seeing the reaction on your friends' faces after they take this drink. It's definitely for recreational purposes only.
posted by KungFuJesus87 @ 04:36AM, 8/22/06
To make it properly, you just put 2 small drops of lime in there, because too much will curdle the cream before it gets in your enemy's mouth.
posted by your mom @ 04:22AM, 10/31/06
This drink is great for dumbass, cocky frat boys in my bar!
posted by Jamie @ 02:48PM, 12/07/06
Great joke!!! Works every time, especially on novice drinkers.
RE: Pray to the porcelain gods
posted by mike @ 01:42AM, 12/11/06
Where else would you be kneeling?
posted by ant @ 07:52PM, 12/14/06
Ask a customer if they want lime with a baileys, it's always good for a laugh on a slow shift.
posted by katy @ 10:36PM, 1/19/07
The thought of someone actually drinking it makes me sick.
posted by Sue @ 04:10PM, 3/08/07
Make sure there is an evergreen bush somewhere nearby to spit it into.
Can you laugh and eat peanut butter at the same time?
posted by formerH&Kfinanceguy @ 04:18PM, 3/16/07
Make sure the person taking the shot does not know the result. Have them shake their head violently from side to side after slowly taking the shot into their mouth. I thought I would gag as I was laughing so hard.
Served to me by a SWAT team member.
posted by Debbie @ 11:32PM, 5/14/07
I was given this drink at my 25th birthday party. It was gross! the bailey's is sweet and the lime juice makes it taste like vomit!
posted by Daniel Collins @ 01:26AM, 5/26/07
I served this drink to 5 of my new reps, OMG 35 puked on the bar and the other two just stood there looking at me. Ahahahaha what a good laugh.
posted by kk @ 06:43PM, 5/28/07
Disgusting! Horrible prank! Hilarious, but ruined my 21st birthday...
I was on the wrong side of this joke haha
posted by jr @ 09:24AM, 5/31/07
Just googled "cement mixer mixed drink" to find out what was being poured in my mouth last night, celebrating my friend & my own 21st birthday. Don't remember puking it up so its all good!
Not bad. . .pussies!!!
posted by Ryan @ 12:44AM, 6/17/07
I actually didn't mind the drink... kinda liked it actually.
Weird but doesn't actually taste bad
posted by Victor @ 03:39AM, 7/04/07
Ok it is a nasty drink but seriously.. it's not bad tasting. It's just the "curdle" effect that makes it feel so damn gross. It's funny as hell though. Like Ryan said.. don't be a pussy.
My cousins face was priceless...
posted by Andrea @ 09:24PM, 7/09/07
I gave this to my cousin on his 21st a few yrs ago... awe the look on his face - it was too funny! Great birthday shot! =)
It wasn't that bad really
posted by kevin @ 11:34PM, 7/29/07
I had my first one last night.. guy askes me if i wanted to try something horrible. i was already gone, so i said sure.. why not.. he told me its called a cement mixer, and gave it to me.. the taste wasnt that horrible.. it was actually kinda good with the sweet and sour effect.. just trying to swallow that crap was the worst part.. felt like i was going to choke, but it wasnt too horrible.. id drink it again if i wasnt hanging.
if you serve this...
posted by bartender @ 02:23AM, 9/08/07
If you serve this.... DUCK.
Oh my Various earth loving Gods
posted by Drew @ 04:19PM, 9/18/07
My friend gave me one of these last night on my 21st Birthday. He didnt tell me what it was. I liked the taste and the feel was just wrong. I do believe its the reason why I puked like an hour later
posted by ben @ 05:05AM, 10/02/07
i had this on my 18th and this finished my night..... savage.
other drinks in this category...