The Ooze recipe

This drink is a hit on a hot afternoon by the wading pool at a BBQ in the scorching Australian summer. It is strong, but goes down smoothly and will soon get you blurry. If you cannot find the prescribed soda, try Apple fanta, or Lemon Lime Solo. It is important that your drink looks like it could mutate turtles. A good Tequila is essential for smoothness, and the vodka must be at worst undetectable, at best, crisp as ice, which is why I suggest Absolut.