Gaudi Johann recipe

Hell, just pour it all together! your already smashed at the conference, party, or event and the open bar is nearing depletion thus you can't get your favorite drink mixed, so ask your bartender for a Gaudi Johann; they'll not necessarily know it so ask their name, then order a Gaudi "insert their name" telling them that's a drink made of anything that they can find, noting even an available "clean glass" may be in short supply at bar closing. This drink is also known as: Gaudi Steve, Gaudi Matilda, Gaudi (insert bartender's name), Hodgepodge, Last Ass Kick'r, Maid-on-Spot, Spotting Maiden, and Barcelona Tony's Gaudi Surprise which was first mixed by Johann at the Casa Batllo house designed by Antonio Gaudi in Barcelona, Spain.