Travis's Home Recipe Chocolate Coke Surprise recipe

Mix all ingredients until you realize that you just fucked up a couple of good shots of nasty vodka. Stir until the milk curdles, and then give to a drunker, more gullible friend in exchange for a shot of his vintage whiskey, then dump the whiskey on a plate of noodles. When your friend has finished his Travis's Surprise, give him your noodles and tell him they are delicious. He will believe you.