Windex Punch recipe

This drink was originally made popular at University of Missouri-Rolla by the Theta Tau Omega service fraternity. Since then it has become quite popular by members of Sigma Nu fraternity. Although this is an extremely hard drink whose only alcoholic ingredient is Everclear, it will produce an extremely mellow drunk. It's a very gradual process that you won't even realize you are drunk until you find yourself talking very quickly and loudly.
This drink is perfect for afternoon drinking / marathon drinking, i.e. NFL playoffs, tv or movie marathons, or afternoon grilling.
For the hardy drinker (fraternity man?), a double batch should suffice for 6 people.

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750 ml Everclear® alcohol
4 L Sprite® soda
2 packets Kool-Aid® Blue Moon Berry mix
2 oz vanilla extract (or orange)
sugar to taste

In a large vat, add the Everclear, Sprite, extract (orange or yellow, it doesn't matter), and Kool-Aid (there are several different flavors of blue colored Kool Aid. Feel free to experiment!) At this point you will still be able to taste the everclear quite easily. Begin adding (DUMPING!) sugar to taste. Once it gets halfway drinkable, begin adding tons of ice. It will become easier to drink the colder it gets. Plus, after one or two glasses you won't care about the taste anyway!