Stinky Pinky recipe

Invented at the "Alchemist Lab" of Bay City, Michigan. The Stinky Pinky is a favorite of people who don't want to taste the alcohol but still want to get drunk. This drink also has very strict customs, firstly you are expected to have no less than three in a night, and you never go back for more ice but instead keep filling the glass with more and more alcohol. Lastly anytime someone breaks wind, the smeller has to yell "Stinky Pinky!" and everyone with a glass has to finish it...